Tonight the Drake Relays will stage the fifth annual Mall Vault, which features the nation's best pole vaulters pole vaulting in a mall. Here are ten other sporting events that we want to see contested in a mall:

  1. Javelin
  2. Apple Store Racquetball
  3. Long Drive Competition
  4. Coin Fountain 2m Freestyle
  5. The 117th Spencer's Gifts Marathon
  6. Moving Escalator Handrail Balance Beam
  7. Opening Stage of Tour de France
  8. Punt, Pass & Kick
  9. Youth MMA in Play Area
  10. Formula One