Now that it's cool to care about the Boston Marathon again, Fittish would like to familiarize you with the runners at the front of the pack. This morning's elite: Desiree Linden.
Name: Desiree Linden
Former Name: Desiree Davila
Explain? She done got hitched.
Incorrect Name: "DaSilva" by mom-caller Al Trautwig in the 2011 Boston Marathon, which she almost won.
Almost? It was pretty damn close.
Video, Or It Didn't Happen.
Friends Call Her: Des
People Who Think They Are Her Friends Call Her: Desi
Country: United States
PR: 2:22:38 (5:26/mile)***
Not More Asterisks: Yep. Linden's PR came in the Boston Marathon in 2011, the same race that Ryan Hall's Breath of God pushed him to a 2:04. For a host of reasons, the course is ineligible for records.
So, She's The Female Ryan Hall? God, no. Unlike Hall, who acted as the sacrificial lamb for the leaders in the first half (most of whom would then leave him behind when the real racing started), Linden ran a not-stupid 20 miles, slugged it out with the leaders over the last 10K, and finished second, a scant four seconds behind the winner. That's what not racing like a dummy will get you.
Officially Official PR: 2:25:55 (5:34/mile)
Upside: Boston '11 wasn't just a one-off; she backed it up at the 2012 Olympic team trials marathon when she finished runner-up.
Downside: At the trials she earned an Olympic spot, but then had to drop out shortly after the start of London Olympics with an injury, missing the opportunity to run in the only sunny weather in the country's history.
Are There Any Embarrassing Photos We Can Enjoy? Yes, here:
Why Can't I Stop Looking At This? The fingers?
Likelihood Of Victory: An intimacy with the course, six weeks training in Kenya this winter, and perfect weather conditions on Monday make it not unthinkable. But the Sox have transferred the Curse of the Bambino to the Boston Marathon, and no American woman has won the race since Lisa Larsen-Weidenbach in 1985.
Predicted Finish: Top three. How's that for pointing the bat.
Fun Fact: Linden saw Bob Seger in concert three times in one year. Even she can't explain that.